// AI-POWERED ECOMMERCE AUDIT
Your Shopify store
sucks.
Our AI doesn't care about your feelings. It cares about your conversion rate. Paste your URL for a brutal audit.
14,209 stores roasted this week · see a real audit
Report: hypebeast-clone.com
Generated: 2026-05-18 14:02:11
Overall Grade
D-
Conversion Score32/100
Your 'Add to Cart' button is smaller than your privacy policy link. Fix it.
Trust Score14/100
Stock images of people in suits don't build trust. They build suspicion.
SEO Performance88/100
Google can find you, but humans wish they couldn't once they see the UI.
Visual Audit Timeline
The AI with zero chill.
Standard audits give you a 40-page PDF of jargon. We give you 5 bullets that will actually make you money.
- [!]Real-time UX heatmap simulation
- [!]Copywriting tone-of-voice critique
- [!]Competitor checkout benchmarking
01Brutal honesty
02Actionable fixes
03Zero fluff
04Revenue first
Who's tried it
★★★★★
"In 30 seconds it surfaced 6 leaks my agency missed in 3 months. Brutal, but accurate."
Marco T.
Founder, Shopify DTC (€1.2M/y)
★★★★★
"Revenue leak in euros is exactly the number my CFO needed. Unlocked the UX budget in one call."
Sara K.
Head of Ecommerce, fashion DTC
★★★★★
"I use it as first-pass diagnosis on every agency client. Worth 10x the Pro price."
Davide L.
CRO consultant, freelance
The Roast
Free
One URL. One report. Deep emotional damage included.
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€29/store
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€49/mo
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